What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:59

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do some children hate their parents?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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